Result agr acha ho:
Tchr-hoshiyr bchcha he.
Maa-bhgwan ki kirpa h.
Papa-beta kiska h!
DOST-chal daaru pite he.
Reslt agr bura ho:
Techr-padhai m dhyan hi nhi.
Maa-aag lage iss mobile k.
Papa-laad pyar n bigaad diya
DOST-Chal daaru pite h.
MORAL OF STORY: Duniya badal jaati h pr DOST nhi badalte..
Once a guy asked a gal, "will u marry me?"
& then d guy
lived happily ever after & rode motorcycles & partied, had girlfriends, did nightouts, hunting & vacationing, smoked & drank lot of beer & scotch, came home late & had money in the bank & left the toilet seat up & farted whenever he wanted.
Frustrated resignation letter:
Maa ka bosda is naukri ki.. target poora karte karte gaand fat jaati hai aur salary aisi ki izzat se kisi ka lauda bhi nahi choos sakte.
Lund pe maarta hu aisi naukri. Apni gaand me daal lo.
Boss ka reply
Behen ke laude
Ab tak tu mera lavda sehlaate nahi thakta tha aur aaj gaand dikha raha hai.
Madarchod agar muft me lauda choosna tha to apne baap ka choosta yahan kya apni amma chudane aya tha?
Do kaudi ki sales nahi krta aur chut sunny leone ki chahiye. Madarchod, ek aadmi ki monthly salary ki to tu har sales meet me Sharaab pi jata tha bhadve, wo paisa kya teri bhen ki chut se aata tha??
Chal behen ke lode dafa ho yahan se aur palat kar mat aana varna teri gand me agli sales meeting karwa doonga.
Bhaag bhosdike gandiye.
Scientists have found ice and water On moon
We just need to carry whisky,vodka and chakna with us
Cnt depend on Scientist for everything. :D >=)
हर तरफ खामोशी का साया है,
ज़िंदगी मे प्यार किसने पाया है,
हम यादों में झूमते है उसकी और ज़माना कहता है,
"देखो आज फिर पीकर आया है."
Ashiqui 2 main aadmi aur Daru Ka itna ❤pyaar deak ke mere gale se 5 -6 peg utar Gaye 😜😜😜😜
Kasam se Rona aa rha h
The 'Pastor' baptised 'Fred' and dipped his head in water 3 times.
After the 3rd time he said : "You are now baptised. You are a new creation; your old creation is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is 'David'."
David went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Budweiser Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said :
"You are now a new creation; your old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice.
A man was sipping his whisky, while sitting on the balcony with his wife and he says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
The wife asks, "Is that you, or the whisky talking?"
He replies, "It's me..... talking to the whisky...😋
When your body is high on alcohol, what you feel is तन-हाई..;)😝
तेरी याद से तो अच्छी मेरी शराब है जालिम, कम्बखत रुलाने के बाद सुला तो देती है मुझको