Alcoholics (1347 | sorted randomly)

Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,
Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.

 
234
 
2072 days
 
Raghu

Zindagi se kuch svaalon ka jvaab dhoondhta hu,

Dard ko kam kr ske wo sharab dhoondhta hu,

Waqt ke hathon majboor ek shaksh hu mai,

Jo jeene ka de bhana wo kitaab dhoondhta hu......

 
381
 
1863 days
 
Mechante Rahul

Guy walks into a pub and asks for 12 Vodka's.

The Barman lines them up and watches him know them back.
"Fuckin hell mate !!! Whats the celebration"

" First Blow Job" says the Guy.

The Barman Congratulates him " Lemme buy you another One"

Nah, Fuck it, if 12 dont take the taste away, 13th aint gonna...!!!! :

 
78
 
2372 days
 
D12

शराबी पति सारी रात गायब रहने के बाद सुबह जब घर पहुंचा....

तो पत्नी ने गुस्से से कहा..... अब सुबह के सात बजे किसलिए आए हो.... ?

पति ने जवाब दिया- नाश्ता करने के लिए.......
😜

 
501
 
1746 days
 
DDLJ143

Guy goes in the bar sit down and asks for a beer.
The Bartenter, after sometime , looks over and saw the guy pouring beer in his hand.
Amazed,The Bartender asked him: Sir why are you pouring beer in your hand?
The Guy said: Getting my date drunk.......... lol

 
64
 
2472 days
 
dre@m_factory

Main Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bata Sharab Haram Hui Ya WOH?


Ammi ka jawab :

"Sharab Haram hai, aur woh
Haramzadi."

 
334
 
2267 days
 
Kumar1986

HUMBLE REQUEST..

He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy..

Now he needs our help..

Please save Vijay Mallya..
.

Pls ADOPT atleast ONE Kingfisher Air hostess..

 
122
 
2247 days
 
AUDI oooo

Santa met a lady in England.
Santa:what is your name?
Lady-my name is CARCANDY, bcoz I like car and candy.
And what is your name?
Santa-My name is DARUMURGA.

 
326
 
2426 days
 
Raj Thakur

Ye ishq bhi nasha-e-sharaab jaisa hai aye dil...
🍷
Karein to mar jaayein, Chorein to kidhar jaayein... 💘

 
232
 
1694 days
 
StaLLioN55 !!

यूँ तो ऐसा कोई ख़ास याराना नहीं हे मेरा, शराब से...
इश्क की राहों में, तन्हा मिली, हमसफ़र बन गई...
.💞💖

 
335
 
1775 days
 
Anonymous
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