30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% think it's too skinny. The other 60% say they don't care, they love him anyway.😝😱😎
When you go to a dhaba in Uttar Pradesh,
you never ask for roti and daal. Saying 'Daal do' makes men do strange things.
Ek bar 1 lady politician
speech de rahi thi Meri ek
tang delhi me doosri tang
punjab me rehti hai.
Sun ke ek
aadmi bola Haryana walon ki
to maauj ho gay....
If you watch the movie Vivah completely, you become a virgin again.
Girl: Kya meri takdeer me Daulat ki lakeer hai?
Jyotish: Apke pas daulat ki 2 Lakeerein hain, 1 aage, 1 pichey. Ab apki marzi, Jis se chaho daulat kamao...;)
While the rest of India is busy with Election results, N.D. Tiwari is busy with something else !! 😂😂😝
One of my friend's marriage almost reached on the verge of a divorce,
after his wife caught him Googling- "Cheapest half girlfriend online".😜😂
Wondering what to do?
1. Open the Zip
2. Insert ur Hand.
3. Slowly take out.
Pen & Paper from Bag & write "HARI OM" 1001 Times!
Khane ki pangat me Ladkiyon ko khana parosna hai to sabse achhi rahegi DAAL...
Aap sabhi ladkiyon ko pooch sakte ho..
When someone says ''I love you'' & if you dont feel the same for her than jus say ''i love youtube'' n say it very fast!