Double Meaning (6893 | sorted randomly)

30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% think it's too skinny. The other 60% say they don't care, they love him anyway.😝😱😎

 
191
 
1694 days
 
Vijay garg

When you go to a dhaba in Uttar Pradesh,
you never ask for roti and daal. Saying 'Daal do' makes men do strange things.
😁😱

 
325
 
1532 days
 
M!sha

Ek bar 1 lady politician
speech de rahi thi Meri ek
tang delhi me doosri tang
punjab me rehti hai.
Sun ke ek
aadmi bola Haryana walon ki
to maauj ho gay....

 
382
 
2458 days
 
Raghu

If you watch the movie Vivah completely, you become a virgin again.

 
153
 
1172 days
 
Anp

Girl: Kya meri takdeer me Daulat ki lakeer hai?
Jyotish: Apke pas daulat ki 2 Lakeerein hain, 1 aage, 1 pichey. Ab apki marzi, Jis se chaho daulat kamao...;)

 
434
 
2570 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

While the rest of India is busy with Election results, N.D. Tiwari is busy with something else !! 😂😂😝

 
87
 
1552 days
 
THE JOKER

One of my friend's marriage almost reached on the verge of a divorce,
after his wife caught him Googling- "Cheapest half girlfriend online".😜😂

 
132
 
1402 days
 
Rk3530

Feeling Bored?
Wondering what to do?

Simple..

1. Open the Zip

2. Insert ur Hand.

3. Slowly take out.

.

.

Pen & Paper from Bag & write "HARI OM" 1001 Times!
😜😝😜😝

 
385
 
2311 days
 
XOXO

Khane ki pangat me Ladkiyon ko khana parosna hai to sabse achhi rahegi DAAL...
Q K
Aap sabhi ladkiyon ko pooch sakte ho..
"DAAL DU..?"

 
541
 
2212 days
 
Jasmine

When someone says ''I love you'' & if you dont feel the same for her than jus say ''i love youtube'' n say it very fast!

 
165
 
2358 days
 
Monil
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