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What did PENIS say to the condom?

"Cover me! I'm going in"

😄😃😄😃😄

 
153
 
2126 days
 
Suraj

Vibrators ko Dil-do, ladko ko nahi. Wo kabhi saath nahi chhorenge.

 
125
 
1706 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

What is wife?
Wife mandir k Prasad jaisi hoti hai
Jis me Chahte hue bhi koi Nuks Nhi Nikal sakte
Shrdha aur Majburi ke sath Chupchap swikar karna padta hai.

 
338
 
2187 days
 
Anonymous

Sunny Leone's BBM pin- BJ69FU96.
Samajhdar thoko like baaki k liye
pogo zindabad!! 😜

 
254
 
1653 days
 
@drsjeee

She: Aj maine 2 chutiya banayi ^_^
He: Kisko?
She: Kya?
He: Kisko chutiya banaya?
She: Idiot! Baalo ki 2 chotiyan banayi :-/
He: block nahi karogi kya
She: na na block bann karna sab bandh he abhi....aaj kal bill payment karne wale ladke milte kaha he

He: to fir me tere ko block karta hu

😝😝😝

 
242
 
1632 days
 
Jennifer

Intresting facts about kohli... Fav food outlet- MCdonalds, Fav tv show- kBC, Qualification- BCa and MCa Cricket board- BCci.😂😂

 
68
 
1138 days
 
silent.-.love

Pinky: My boyfriend and I went to the movies the other night. It was a gripping spectacle. .

Guddi: Was it?

Pinky: Yeah, all through the show, he couldn't take his hands off me!
😜😜

 
232
 
1774 days
 
*a.T.u.L* Fastrack<<{*_*}>>

she:- ttyl, mom chilla rahi hai

Me- kyu, papa josh me hai .??

*вlσckєd*

😂😛😁😅

 
451
 
1200 days
 
StaLLioN55 !!

Tiger Shroff- Mera naal tu whistle baja

Sunny leone- can't whistle BaJa only😜😜

 
189
 
1131 days
 
Vijay garg

ऐतिहासिक स्मारकों पर खरोंचे गए आई लव यू के निशान देखकर लगता है कि समय पर कंडोम का प्रयोग किया गया होता हो भारतीय संस्कृति पे यह दाग न लगते।😜😜

 
278
 
1336 days
 
Vijay garg
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