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Arab kid writes letter 2 his dad..
Hi Dad,
Berlin is beautiful & I like it.
I'm a bit ashamed 2 go to college in my ferrari, when all my teachers n frnds travel by train.

Ur son,
Nassir

Dad's reply

Son,
$20 Million transferred to your a/c, pls stop embarrassing us, get urself a train too:)!!

 
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2094 days
 
$hReEy@

No matter how many times you call a girl beautiful they will never believe you ...
however if you call them ugly even once they will never forget it >:)

 
117
 
2073 days
 
Dr Manivannan

Boy: "Would you like to be the sun of my life?"

Girl: "Awww YES!" ♥ ^_^

Boy: "Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!" :P :D

Girl: "U suck" :|

:P

 
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2240 days
 
Anonymous

Girls Status👸☺️: gud n8 guYs and gAyls
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Boy1: nice dp
Boy2: kaash ye raat apki jindagi mein khushiyan le
aye
Boy3: Kya baat boli yaar, i loves u
Boy3: Raat hai suni suni, unka aya sandesh....
China Nepal Bangladesh.
Boy4: have a bery bery nice dreams
...
Boys Status👦😀: Good Night Guys
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Boy1: So ja salle chaukidaar
😂😂

 
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1356 days
 
M!sha

Whatsapp का चैट लिस्ट खोलता हूँ तो DP देख के लगता है कि सारे खलमान सान और चिरयंका पोपड़ा मेरे ही चैट लिस्ट में भरे हैं।

 
121
 
1027 days
 
Shashi

American parents-

"goodnight sweetie!💤
Sleep well!😴😴
We love you! ☺️😘

Indian parents-

"Taala laga diya?
Car lock ki?
Baahar ki light on kardi thi?
Heater kyun chala rakha hai?
Paise paed pe lagte hai?"😉

 
387
 
1518 days
 
ZaahrA

Fiz@yen kahti he pyar karo,
Bahaare kahti hai aankhe char karo,
Magar gharwale kahte hi
Abhi umar kam hi
pahle DIPLOMA to pass kAr lo. ;-)

 
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2277 days
 
Vanraj

1: Set the alarm of 7:00 AM⏰
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2: Wake up at 6:59 PM😳
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3: 'Off' the alarm before it alarms😉👍
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4: Feels like a Bomb💣 Defuser😝😂

 
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1551 days
 
THE JOKER

:)It's Quite Ironical that the state Punjab
Ruled by PARKASH SINGH BADAL
Has neither "PARKASH"(light)
Nor "BADAL"(clouds) :D:P

 
56
 
2026 days
 
BS

After the super success of OMG!! Oh My God



Here comes it's sequel



OMR!! Oh My Relationship

Roles are as followa

Good boy(gb)= paresh rawal(kanji lalji mehta)
Bad boy(bb)= govind namdeo(siddheshwar maharaj)



The story is as follows

Bb:- kyu be thulle ab tak single hai?

Gb:- haa hu kyuki tujh jaise kamine pehle hee ladki ko behla lete hai

Bb:- usse smartness kehte hai murkh

Gb:- usse smartness nai apne baap k paise pe ghoomana kehte hai

Bb:- gf nai bani toh ab yehi bolega na

Gb:- my lord aise launde hote hai, jiski gf se zara bhi baat karo toh inki laal peeli ho jaati hai, apne bhaade k tatuo se pitvaane ka plan karte hai

Bb:- doosro ki gf pe daaka daalega toh tere saath aisa hona hee hai

Gb:- aur yeh toh pitvaane ka poora menu bhi padte hai my lord

Dekha toh aankh pe muka
Touch kiya toh haath mod dete hai
Kiss karne jaao toh yeh yeh karte hai

Aggar chipakne jaao toh.... Chodiye my lord court mein aisi ashleel baatein yeh kar sakte hai, hum jaise bhole bhaale sache ladke nai

Bb:- kamineeeeeeee (tries to attack the gb as per the movie)



Thus jaise sache dil se chaho toh bhagwaan milte hai, waise hee sache dil se chaho toh achi gf bhi milti hai 😉

 
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1145 days
 
Shalin
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