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Saying "guns don't kill people, bullets do" is like saying "I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."😝

 
233
 
1602 days
 
YAHYA..KHAN!

जो कभी बाप नही बन पाया वो बापू बनने चला हैं

चुतिया भक्तो की अनपढ़ टोली बनेगी पड़े लिखे नही

😁😁😁😁😁
#modicharkha

 
143
 
401 days
 
Multiplayer

Punjabi teacher 2 surti student: Table pr ink kisne girayi hai?Isko Gujrati main translate karo. Surti Student: bhenchod aa kone Table ni ma chodi chhe.?

 
273
 
2379 days
 
Anonymous

Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy?

A: It improves hand-eye coordination.

 
73
 
2310 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Unhooked a bra with my teeth. Now I am the one who put

Bra in Jabra (jaw)

 
68
 
1697 days
 
S-arcastic S-adist

हम उनके लिये जिंदगी लुटा बेठे |

ओर वो शादी से पहले ही
मा चुदा बेठी☝😝😝🤸🏻‍♀

 
233
 
230 days
 
V!shu

Saare Whatsapp group members ko suchana:
Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka bhosda na kare. Hum Chutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad.
Jaldi forward karo
Ye market mein naya aya hai
😂

 
1280
 
1482 days
 
M.I.T.S

Ek Accedient Mein Santa Ki Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai
Wo Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jata Hai
Nurse Ne Us Se Pucha: "Kitni Khulli Rakhni Hai?"
Santa: "Jitni Aapki Hai"

Nurse: "Fir To Aur Fadni Padegi"

 
333
 
2329 days
 
Sm1-OhSo-Spl

Sex in every corner of the house...

Coz bedsheets are brand new.
😜😜😜😜😜😜

 
280
 
1325 days
 
Aksnice1

Tum Choot Me Ghar Bana Lo,

Loray K Pillar Laga Lo,

Boobs Ki Baalconi Bana
Lo,
Tatton K Bulb Jala Lo,

Per Gand Ka Kya Kro Gay?

Chalo Ham Se
Hi Marwa Lo....

 
352
 
2142 days
 
Punjabis
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