hilana h to yh nikkimi sarkar hilao... loda to har koi hilata h...💦💦
😎Yuth ki Njrr
.Chut prr 😆😂....!!!😜😛
1 day at a bus stop der ws a girl hu ws wearin a skin tight miniskirt.
Wen d bus arrived, she realized dt her skirt ws so tight tht she cudnt get her foot high enuff 2 reach d step.
Thinkin it wud giv her enuff slack 2 raise her leg she reached bak & unzipped her skirt a little. She still cud nt reach it.
Embarrassd she reached bak once agn & unzipped it a lil more, still she cudnt reach d step.
Finally, she unzipped it all d way, bt 2 her surprise she still cudnt reach d bus step.
Seeing all dis d man standin behind her picked her up 4m her waist & put her in d bus.
D girl turned around furiously & sed, "Who gav u d right 2 touch me lik dt?"
Shockd, d man replied, "Well, ma'am, aftr u reachd around & unzipped my pants 3 times, i thought dt v were frnds."
ग़मो को बेच के थोड़ी सी खुशियाँ उधार लाया हूँ 😊
उठ जाओ यारों
मैं चोदने के लिए रांड लाया हूँ...
इश्क़ में हम तुम्हे क्या बताएं
किस कदर चूतिया कटाए हुए हैं ||
चुम्मा लेने की हसरत थी जिनका
वो तो मुह में गुटखा दबाये हुए हैं||😜😜
Latest catfight in bollywood
Alia bhatt :- sonam kapoor has the best pair of boobs that she need not even wear a bra to hide them 😉
Sonam kapoor :- alia bhatt has the best sense of humor in the world that she had to hide her brain in her ass instead of her head
Share karo market mein naya aaya hai 😂😂😂
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"
"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."
The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father.
"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"
"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied.
"Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."
Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau?
Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli:-
Phir se chutiyagiri shuru kardi na..
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha
Chela: "Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?"
Baba Saxidas: "Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund"
Santa ne dekha Wife k upar jabardasti padosi chada hua he.
usne hockey uthai,
He is confused kya karu?
Sir pe maru to Murder
Gaand pe maru to Aur Ander