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hilana h to yh nikkimi sarkar hilao... loda to har koi hilata h...💦💦

1892 days

😎Yuth ki Njrr
.Chut prr 😆😂....!!!😜😛

697 days

1 day at a bus stop der ws a girl hu ws wearin a skin tight miniskirt.
Wen d bus arrived, she realized dt her skirt ws so tight tht she cudnt get her foot high enuff 2 reach d step.
Thinkin it wud giv her enuff slack 2 raise her leg she reached bak & unzipped her skirt a little. She still cud nt reach it.
Embarrassd she reached bak once agn & unzipped it a lil more, still she cudnt reach d step.
Finally, she unzipped it all d way, bt 2 her surprise she still cudnt reach d bus step.
Seeing all dis d man standin behind her picked her up 4m her waist & put her in d bus.
D girl turned around furiously & sed, "Who gav u d right 2 touch me lik dt?"
Shockd, d man replied, "Well, ma'am, aftr u reachd around & unzipped my pants 3 times, i thought dt v were frnds."

2314 days

ग़मो को बेच के थोड़ी सी खुशियाँ उधार लाया हूँ 😊
उठ जाओ यारों
मैं चोदने के लिए रांड लाया हूँ...

918 days

इश्क़ में हम तुम्हे क्या बताएं

किस कदर चूतिया कटाए हुए हैं ||

चुम्मा लेने की हसरत थी जिनका

वो तो मुह में गुटखा दबाये हुए हैं||😜😜

1277 days
Vijay garg

Latest catfight in bollywood

Alia bhatt :- sonam kapoor has the best pair of boobs that she need not even wear a bra to hide them 😉

Sonam kapoor :- alia bhatt has the best sense of humor in the world that she had to hide her brain in her ass instead of her head

Share karo market mein naya aaya hai 😂😂😂

1531 days

A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents' room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing?"

"It's ok," his father replied. "Your mother wants a baby, that's all."

The small boy, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother, was pleased and went back to bed with a smile on his face.

Several weeks later, the little boy was walking past the bathroom and was shocked to discover his mother giving oral gratification to his father.

"DAD!" he shouted. "What are you doing now?"

"Son, there's been a change of plan," his father replied.

"Your mother did want a baby, but now she wants a BMW."

2375 days

Apni Naraz GF ko manane k bad Ladka Pyar se bola:
Jaan,Tumhare liye chand tare tod lau?

Ladki halki c Muskurai OR boli:-

Phir se chutiyagiri shuru kardi na..

2535 days

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha

Chela: "Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?"

Baba Saxidas: "Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund"

2502 days
AUDI oooo

Santa ne dekha Wife k upar jabardasti padosi chada hua he.
usne hockey uthai,
He is confused kya karu?
Sir pe maru to Murder
Gaand pe maru to Aur Ander

2328 days
Vishal Sharda