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Nawazuddin Siddhique chaddi chori karke bhaag gaya


Ramesh ne kari fir lodge police station mein

Suresh ne raaste se uthaayi ek lawaris chaddi


Toh bataao kiski chaddi chori hui???

 
9
 
38 days
 
Shalin

```Dare``` 😎

*You have to answer all these questions honestly.*


*1. How much do u like me..?* 😊
A) 100%. B) 75%
C) 50%. D) 25%

*2. What u like most in my face..?* 🙂
A) eyes👁 B) nose👃🏻
C) lips 👄. D) hairs😊

*3. In next life I should be your...?*
A) Brother/Sister B) Friend
C) Husband/Wife D) Lover

*4. What impressed u from me..?* 🤩
A) Smile 😊
B) Way of Talking 😀
C) Sense of Humour 😆
D) Romance 😍

*5. From me something u don't like..?*😡
A) not listening.
B) getting angry 😡.
C) nothing.
D) talking like hurting😔

*6.which colour suits me..?*
A) White ⚪ B) Black ⚫
C) Red 🔴 D) Blue 🔵

*7. Can I post this as my status..?*
A) As your wish 😉.
B) Of course 😃.
C) Yes 😍.
D) option C 😜.

*Send it to ur frnds and know what they think about you...*

 
173
 
55 days
 
Aemu

Accept this if u r my friend...... ​"BEST PIC CHALLENGE"​

📸: Send me your best pic i will upload in my status......!

📸: And forward this message to all your friends......!
📸: At the end you will get an amazing picture collection of your Friends.....!
📷: Forward me the same message if I m also "your friend" .....!
📷: U will really enjoy many photos of ur friend in your status....!
📷:Post photos of those only who send u,dont take from dp or other source....!
😉 ​Most trending on WhatsApp

 
68
 
164 days
 
RVivek

😂😂😂As u have replied to my status. Now complete your dare without mentioning my name.. and you don't have to tell anyone that it's a dare...Put this on your story for 24 hours.
1. finally in a relationship
2. Finally quitted smoking & drinking
3. Leaving India for 3yrs
4. Brokeup
5. Finally Getting married
6. Friendship got turned into relationship
7. Finally I proposed him today.
8. On dieting.
9.Don't msg me ever.
10. Going for world tour.
11. Engagement next month😍
12. Marriage date has been fixed😭

I give you status Choice is mine 😅😂🤣

 
41
 
203 days
 
V!shu

अपने जन्मदिन की जांच करें
👇😭🎂
🎂31- सबसे बड़ा कामचोर
🎂30 - आदर्श पागल
🎂29 - लडाकू
🎂28 - खुश हो जाओ लकी
🎂27-दिल के साथ खेलते हैं
🎂26 -सिद्ध
🎂25 - मज़ा प्यार और देखभाल 😘
🎂 24 - भाग्यशाली व्यक्ति
🎂 23 - पार्टी के लिए हमेशा तैयार 🎂
🎂22 - अच्छा
🎂21- भाग्यशाली व्यक्ति
🎂20 - कमीना
🎂19 - बिल्कुल सही व्यक्ति
🎂18 - बाजीगर 🏇
🎂 17 - यारो का यार
🎂16 - मां का लाडला
🎂 15 - प्यारा ❤💞💝
🎂14 -मोशनलाल
🎂13 -शरीफ
🎂 12 - चंचल
🎂 11 - शहजादी (रानी)👸
🎂 10-खुश मुबारक हो
🎂9 - बडे दिलवाला 💖
🎂8 - संवेदनशील 💗
🎂7 - हर समय मोबाइल मे
🎂6 - देखभाल 😊
🎂5 - स्मार्ट इंसान
🎂4 -? बुद्धिमान व्यक्ति
🎂3 - स्मार्ट और ईमानदार
🎂2 - नाक पे गुस्सा
🎂 1 - सक्रिय 😏
* आपकी जन्म तिथि क्या है *
(ध्यान दें: जिस्से बात नही करते हो हो उसे भी भेजें।) 😜

 
426
 
209 days
 
DDLJ143

Agar mai tumhare liye important hu to mera naam apne status pe likho 🙂
Or usse pehle ye message sabko send karo..❄
Dekhna tumhara naam kitne status pe likha jata hai.. 💫

 
79
 
232 days
 
RVivek

या प्रश्नाचे उत्तर दिले तर तुम्ही खरच हुशार आहात


प्रश्न - वडीलानी आपल्या मुलाला १ भेटवस्तु दिली व सांगितलं कि जर *भुक* लागली तर *खा*, *तहान* लागली तर *पी*, आणि *थंडी* लागली तर *जाळ*.तर मग ती भेटवस्तु कोणती ?

फक्त १ तास time...👍

 
41
 
262 days
 
Sgr225

क्या फायदा ऐसे पढा़ई का जो

*ग्यारह हजार ग्यारह सौ ग्यारह*
ना लिख पाये....

कोशिश करके ही देख लो...

लिख लिया तो फोटो खींच के भेज देना जी...

*नोट :-अंकों में लिखना है*

😆😆😆😆😅😅😅

 
616
 
315 days
 
DDLJ143

The most dangerous
dare
Choose any one..simbol.. ....😄
😃😀😄☺😉😍😘😚😗
😙😜😝😛😳😁😔😌😒
😞😣😢😂😭😪😥😰😅
😓😩😫😨😱😠😡😤😖
😆😋😷😎😴😵😲😟😦
😧😮😬😐😕😯😶😇😏
😑
Promise Kro Jo nikle ga
wo krna pdega

 
565
 
321 days
 
Shubham Kashyap

Inbox me something you always
wanted to tell me.It's gonna stay
between us.Post this as your
status & maybe someone will
surprise you
#Confessions

 
162
 
346 days
 
AV_Creations
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