बंता आप परेशान क्यों हैं?
संता मेरी पत्नी 6 बच्चे चाहती है और मैं भी 6 बच्चे चाहता हूँ
बंता तो इसमें परेशानी की क्या बात है?
संता जिसमे 12 बच्चे रह सकें ऐसा मकान लेना मेरे बस की बात नहीं😂😂👌
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
Santa: I believe trust is the very key in a relationship.
Banta: I have to really agree with you on it. But what's your experience on it?
Santa: You see, if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure that she won't tell your wife?
Teacher-Ganga,yamuna, kaveri,krishna, India k river k nam hai to pakistan k river k nam batao
Santa:Ruksana, Farzana, Rizwana, Haseena. Shabana ..good 9t.
Santa Date pe Gya.
After Dinner Ahista se bola-
Mainu kuch kehna ae,tu Nraz te nai howen gi?
Grl shrma k-Nai, tusi Kaho na.
Santa-Bill adha adha kr laiye?
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member. .
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'😛😛😂😂
Santa was going to drop Banta to airport
Just when they were about to reach Santa saw a road sign 'Airport Left'
Santa took a U Turn n went back home ;-)
Santa to Banta- Yaar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye hain..??
Banta- wo yaar hajjam k paas chhutte nahi the.. to maine kaha 3 rupye ke aur kaat do... :P
Santa : zeene laga hun pehle se jada.........
Banta : abbey cup reh... pehle zombie tha kya???😝😝
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhri waqt uske beto ne poocha:aap bataaye ki aapko hum jalaaye ya dafnaaye?
Santa:Mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..