Santa Banta (1694 | sorted randomly)

बंता आप परेशान क्यों हैं?

संता मेरी पत्नी 6 बच्चे चाहती है और मैं भी 6 बच्चे चाहता हूँ

बंता तो इसमें परेशानी की क्या बात है?

संता जिसमे 12 बच्चे रह सकें ऐसा मकान लेना मेरे बस की बात नहीं😂😂👌

 
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697 days
 
DDLJ143

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."

 
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2498 days
 
Mamasji

Santa: I believe trust is the very key in a relationship.
Banta: I have to really agree with you on it. But what's your experience on it?
Santa: You see, if you don't trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure that she won't tell your wife?

 
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2030 days
 
F1

Teacher-Ganga,yamuna, kaveri,krishna, India k river k nam hai to pakistan k river k nam batao



Santa:Ruksana, Farzana, Rizwana, Haseena. Shabana ..good 9t.

 
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2249 days
 
K|LLER

Santa Date pe Gya.
After Dinner Ahista se bola-
Mainu kuch kehna ae,tu Nraz te nai howen gi?
Grl shrma k-Nai, tusi Kaho na.




Santa-Bill adha adha kr laiye?

 
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2510 days
 
Guru

Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member. .
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Banta: How do you know that?
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Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'😛😛😂😂

 
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1603 days
 
*a.T.u.L* Fastrack<<{*_*}>>

Santa was going to drop Banta to airport
Just when they were about to reach Santa saw a road sign 'Airport Left'
Santa took a U Turn n went back home ;-)

 
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2485 days
 
:-{}

Santa to Banta- Yaar tune itne chote chote baal kyu katwaye hain..??

Banta- wo yaar hajjam k paas chhutte nahi the.. to maine kaha 3 rupye ke aur kaat do... :P

 
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2305 days
 
Coral.. :o)

Santa : zeene laga hun pehle se jada.........
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Banta : abbey cup reh... pehle zombie tha kya???😝😝

 
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1730 days
 
Vijay garg

Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhri waqt uske beto ne poocha:aap bataaye ki aapko hum jalaaye ya dafnaaye?
Santa:Mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..

 
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2278 days
 
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