Banta : It Is A Shame But Let Me Confess
I Have become HomoSexual..
Wife: How Come??
Banta: I Have Sex at Home only!!!
Wife: ThankGod I am Not?
Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife: Dekh sooraj dooba?
Wife: Nahi ji
Kuch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi?
Wife: Nahi ji
Santa: Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.
:D :p :D
Santa ka jab antim samay aaya or aakhri waqt uske beto ne poocha:aap bataaye ki aapko hum jalaaye ya dafnaaye?
Santa:Mujhse mat pocho surprise dena..
1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.
Tino ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
To dono sardar chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai !!
Doctor:Ab To aap Khatre Se Bahar Hai Fir B Aap Itne Dar Kyo Rahe Ho
santa:Jis Truck Se Mera Accident Hua Tha Us Par Likha Tha
"zinda rahe to Phir Milenge...
Santa's son:- Mere papa ne kaha ki tere papa(Banta) ne bohot black money kamaya hai.Kya ye sach hai.
Banta's son:-Mujhe bhi abhi pata chala😜
Banta's son to Banta:-Kya aapke paas bohot black money hai.Mujhe ye santa ke bete ne kaha??
Banta:-Nahi beta santa uncle ko colour blindness hua hoga.Dekho mere paas to green money hai.😁😜😂
Ek old lady ne ATM k paas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do.
Santa ne old lady ko Dhakka de diya, old lady gir gyi.
Santa-Tumhara balance kharab h.
Santa couldn't believe it - he'd made it to the last round of his favourite game show.
"Congratulations, Santa ji," said Big B. "Answer correctly and you go home with five crores!
"This is a two-part question on Punjab history," he continued. "The second half of the question is always easier. Which part would you like first?"
Santa figured he'd play it safe, "I think I'll try the second part of the question first."
Big B nodded approvingly, while the audience was silent with anticipation.
"Okay, Santa ji, here is your question: And in what year did it happen?"
Banta's wife, Preeto, goes to England to attend a two-week, company training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
Preeto answers, 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
Banta laughs and says, 'An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks, 'So, honey, how was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present?'
'What I asked for, the English girl?!'
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl !!!
Santa to banta : meet my wife jeeto
Santa : Areey jeeto!!! I knw her kisi jmaane me hum saath me soe the
Banta: wht ???:/:/
Santa : Arey yr history ki class me :P